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Behold: T3H 3P1X F4IL M4D3 0V W1N!!! [08 Jul 2009|11:08pm]
[ mood | Uh. Uh. Uh. ]



The rest of the list is pretty good, as is the whole site really, but this one ... wow. Just wow.

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Sarah Palin is resigning. [04 Jul 2009|10:25am]
[ mood | pleased ]

This Independence Day, we are all just a little more free.

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Oh. My. God. [02 Jul 2009|12:00pm]
[ mood | surprised ]

http://www.philly.com/philly/business/homepage/20090702_Painkillers_at_a_crossroads_as_FDA_decision_looms.html

I'm not sure how I feel about this.

Okay, on one hand, I personally recommend that no one take acetaminophen (paracetamol, Tylenol) at all, in any form, mixed with other drugs or by itself, ever. I've known for years that it's terrible stuff. You are better off, no shit, developing a lifelong narcotics dependency than you are poisoning yourself with The! Number! One! Painkiller! In! America!, which is pushed on people in various insidious ways by a well-funded lobby which has all the compassion of the Mafia and all the ethics of your typical sewer rat.

On the other hand, I vigorously support people's right to poison themselves as they choose, and the fact of the matter is that for a lot of people, acetaminophen seems like the best choice for pain relief. I may vociferously disagree with that choice, and I'll try to talk them out of it, but as long as they're fully informed of the risks it's their decision to make. A good idea would be to place EU-cigarette-warning-style labels (I'm envisioning something that takes up half the bottle, and reads "WARNING: this medication contains acetaminophen, WHICH WILL ACTIVELY TRY TO KILL YOU, YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY, AND YOUR LITTLE DOG TOO") on all the pill bottles and let people go from there.

Mainly I'm just stunned that the makers of acetaminophen-laced drugs, who according to well-placed sources of my acquaintance had ... um ... a little more input on the FDA approval process than they should have ... have lost control of the debate to this degree. Mind you, this is the way the system is supposed to work, but it's still kind of a shocker. It's like seeing Joe Stalin voted out of office in a democratic election.

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OMFG brilliant! [30 Jun 2009|12:04pm]
[ mood | impressed ]

XKCD is always fun. Sometimes it's more than that.

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BWAHAHAHAHA! [30 Jun 2009|11:42am]
[ mood | amused ]

Debate over government-funded police protection heats up: Conservatives decry "socialized" law enforcement; Democrats are divided over "single-payer" police protection

Says it all, really. The letters section is also amusing, highlighting as it does the historical ignorance of the "government health care is teh evil socialist commies 0h n03z!!!" crowd.

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Back from Portland [28 Jun 2009|09:07pm]
[ mood | exhausted ]

They do, in fact, have beds in Oregon.

I didn't spend nearly enough time in them.

Good time all in all, though. Maybe more detail later when I'm coherent.

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Off to Portland tomorrow [22 Jun 2009|12:25am]
[ mood | tired ]

First for this, then a few days visiting some old friends from Denver (Jeff and Katherine, for those who may know them) who moved up there ... um, sometime when I was in Minneapolis, I think. Looking forward to seeing the city. May be somewhat out of touch for a week or so.

I hear they have beds in Oregon, right? I like beds.

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Just in time for the Red Dawn remake ... [20 Jun 2009|06:30pm]
[ mood | pleased ]

First wolverine in Colorado for 90 years

(courtesy of [info]luxobscura)

To which I can only say:

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You must see this. You must. [20 Jun 2009|02:54pm]
[ mood | impressed ]

http://janni.livejournal.com/578795.html

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A bold new age of crackpottery! [20 Jun 2009|02:32pm]
[ mood | amused ]

Everyone knows about the classic crank physics sites -- e.g. Time Cube for really blatant wackiness, and Rebel Science for a slightly less obvious but no less nuts variety. (And here is a witty and useful guide to spotting the subtle ones.) But now the upcoming BioGeneticDNAEngineeringGattacaJurassicPark23AndMe Revolution!!! has spawned crank biology as well.

Submitted for your consideration:

DNA Perfection

I had no idea I was working in such an exciting field!

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Another gem from Slashdot [12 May 2009|08:19pm]
[ mood | at this point, amused ]

"I don't pity liberals at all. Things that are not human are not worth pity."

I had to congratulate him. Now the rest of us can say anything we want and we'll still look good by comparison.

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How Republicans "think" [12 May 2009|06:50pm]
[ mood | irritated ]

From this interesting story on Slashdot comes this pearl of wisdom:

People like Obama who basically hate capitalism and individual liberty realized that hydrogen fuel cells are too efficient to allow to freely come to the market. They would require too much electricity and they realize that a bunch of windfarms wouldn't be able to produce it. The only way Hydrogen would work is if we built a lot more nuclear power plants (like France) and that would simply generate way too much cheap and clean energy and would fly in the face of the democrat and big government pet projects like Wind, Solar, and Biofuels. This is why Hydrogen is taking the back seat now with the government and with environmentalists in general.

To which I replied:

Oh. My. God.

You actually believe that, don't you? I mean, at first I thought your post had to be a joke. But it isn't, is it?

There are a great many posts attached to this story which explain, quite clearly and accurately, what the major problems with hydrogen fuel cells are. Hint: too much efficiency isn't one of them. You could read those posts or, better yet, do a little reading on your own and educate yourself on the issue. But if you prefer your paranoid fantasies, you go with that.

Just be aware that sane people will feel free to regard you as clearly being a nutcase who has nothing worthwhile to say on this or any other subject, ever.


Look, I know Obama and his administration aren't perfect, not by a long shot. I've seen a lot less "change I can believe in" than I'd hoped to, in a lot of areas, and some few of the changes that actually are coming aren't going to be good. But if it's true that you can judge a man by the quality of his enemies, then Obama is Einstein, Washington, and Jesus Christ Himself all rolled into one. Because the alternative is governance by the people like that guy I quote above, and the politicians who represent them.

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Just in case the flu turns out to be more serious than we thought ... [27 Apr 2009|10:21pm]
[ mood | amused ]

http://youvebeenleftbehind.com/

I'm pretty sure they're serious.

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Truly, the 1337 is strong in this one [26 Apr 2009|02:16pm]
[ mood | impressed ]



Quoth the creator:

"No effects or sampling was used. What you see is what you hear (does that even make sense?)
Atari 800XL was used for the lead piano/organ sound
Texas Instruments TI-99/4a as lead guitar
8 Inch Floppy Disk as Bass
3.5 inch Harddrive as the gong
HP ScanJet 3C was used for all vocals."

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That didn't take long. [26 Apr 2009|09:29am]
[ mood | satisfied ]

Guess I can leave my uniform in the closet after all.

Though I may need to break out the Red Cross armband.

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Not that they're any better on the national level [24 Apr 2009|02:05am]
[ mood | WTF?!? ]

Republicans call on Democrats to rename themselves "Democrat Socialist Party"

This isn't political theater. This is political third-grade-pageant-masquerading-as-Shakespeare.

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Alas for the land of my birth [24 Apr 2009|02:00am]
[ mood | predatory ]

(I was born in Texas, but when I was a small child, my family defected to the United States of America.)

Apparently, Texas Republicans are evenly split, 48/48, on the question of whether Texas should secede from the Union.

51% of Texas Republicans "approve of Governor Rick Perry's suggestion that Texas may need to leave the United States."

You know, I still have a blue uniform hanging in my closet.

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Buying music for the titles [15 Apr 2009|03:30pm]
[ mood | pleased ]
[ music | Heads Held High ]

Hardcore really isn't my thing anymore -- hasn't been for, oh, a decade at least -- but I just couldn't resist giving these guys a little something from my wallet. Any band, in any genre, that has a song titled "John Galt Can Bite Me" on an album titled So Say We All is MADE OF WIN.

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meta-419 [15 Apr 2009|02:18pm]
[ mood | amused ]

I just got a spam which is to 419 scams what Scream is to horror movies.

Read more... )

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In memoriam [06 Apr 2009|08:02pm]
[ mood | sad ]

Timm Ferguson, 1941-2009

Uncle and friend

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